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the warp

The cause for all physchic abilities in the Warhammer 40000 universe. Also the cause for the forces of Chaos.

The warp is hard to describe, in that it is completely chaotic, yet to some a sole salvation. Psykers can communicate telepathically through it and some can use it as a sort of weapon, with physical effects. Some can rip a tear in the warp through which others may be sucked. Others can use the warp to enhance their own capabilities.

Through all these advantages though there are even more dangers. Chaotic beings and malicious daemons travel through the warp and can enter this realm through its wielder.

Psykers face a constant danger if not disciplined. The daemons can speak with these psykers and even persuade them to be possessed. The effects of possession are horrible and mutagenic, transforming the host into two beings in one body, one is constantly trying to take over all control and burst free of the conciousness of the host.
It was pure chaos, vomitted striaght out of the warp.

The warp spawn grew grotesquely from its host.

The beast had four arms, no five, i couldnt count them as they were constantly changing. The effects of the warp are terrible to behold, indeed.
by Rodell August 12, 2006
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Sunday Time Warp

That thing that happens on Sunday after a relaxing weekend when you look at the clock and it says 6pm, and you look again 5 minutes later and it says 9pm. Usually accompanied by an entire weekend's ration of homework/preparation for the week that you haven't yet started.
Joanne had every intention of getting to bed early until she fell into a Sunday Time Warp and ended up staying awake until 2am doing her homework.

"Okay, it's 6:03. I need to start my lesson plans for the week... just going to watch TV until the commercial... wait... now it's 9:05? oh SNAP! What just happened?"
by gargamel314 January 26, 2010
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It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!
Well, I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think and this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up he took me by surprise, he had a motor bike and the devil's eyes...
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004
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Boob Warp

When, whilst looking at a ladies breasts, you become trapped in a timewarp, missing what it was she was saying, causing you to respond to something irrelevant.
"I was trapped in a Boob Warp man, ended up asking what her name was 3 times"
by Baron of Oxford October 26, 2011
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Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.
8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"
by Carbinator July 8, 2015
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Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.
I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.
by Stuperman July 30, 2006
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Youtube Time Warp

When you watch a Youtube video and space out, then regaining consciousness and realize you just spent an hour watching related Youtube videos.
I was going to go to bed at 10:30, but I Youtube Time Warped to 12 o' clock.
by Vakattack91 January 24, 2010
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