Wanker

someone who pleases themselves by tossing off
by D.Duck April 28, 2004
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Wanker

A person who fucks. It is also the best word to end an argument to top it off.
Mum: Why dont u go and wank ur gf
Me: I already have im getting tired.
by Da Miker June 01, 2005
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Wanker

1. A fan of prog music

2. One whos musical tastes differ from the pop-culture

3. Fast and Technical music.
Frank is such a Wanker, I swear he hates thing I like just to be non-conformist!
by Jase The Bass September 19, 2006
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Wanker

to be free and single
oi you ya sad wanker
by SAMamdamadindong November 09, 2006
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Wanker

feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth
boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!
by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008
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by crazy_guy February 14, 2012
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wanker

UK/Aus/NZ slang for:

1. Someone excessively and annoyingly pretentious and/or false, with a strong likelihood of working in the creative industries, especially "new media". Very high populations of wankers are to be found in certain areas of London including Shoreditch and Hoxton; see also Shoreditch twat.

2. Someone with a faintly sociopathic lack of regard for other people; see also arsehole.

3. Someone useless, inefficient or time-wasting, especially in a place or work and/or position of responsibility.

4. A general term of abuse.

5. Someone who masturbates.
1. He spent twenty minutes telling me about the studio's new pathways they're developing in innovative synergistic blue-sky-media treatment concepts. In a fake Cockney-geezer accent. What a fucking wanker.

2. That cunt in the sports car just totally cut me up. What a fucking wanker.

3. He's being paid £25/hour and he just sits there playing Freecell whilst the rest of us do all his work for him, because he's the boss's mate. What a fucking wanker.

4. You're a fucking wanker.

5. You're a fucking wanker.
by snootful October 07, 2012
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