weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!

Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!

by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023

walleting

The art of subtly reminding someone to do something for you—like give you money, apologize, or follow through on a promise—without ever directly asking. Usually done through casual behavior, visual cues, or routine actions that nudge the other person’s memory while making you look completely innocent.

Origin: From the move of pulling out your wallet in front of someone who “forgot” to give you birthday money—making them remember, and think it was their own idea.

Example 1:
A: “Did your aunty ever give you that birthday cash?”
B: “Yup. I left my wallet on the table where she’d see it. She brought it up on her own. Full-on walleting.”

Example 2:
C: “Are you telling me you ‘accidentally’ brought up your rent again?”
D: “I’m not saying I did, but if I did, it was premium walleting.”

by ajsandy July 19, 2025

Weeding glasses

To see in between my highs.( Like reading between the lines)

I put on my weeding glasses to see in between my highs, man and I saw the weed better too.

by Pockets420 December 24, 2025

Tumble Weeding

A person shaves their ass hairs and farts them into your face.

John: Yo I got a crazy tumble weeding last night.
Jack: Yo thats crazy you let that stacy chick fart her ass hairs into your face?
john: fuck yeah dude!!!!! smelled raunchy as FUCK

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025