Wal-Mart

The store you can return anything to.

Hillbilly day care.

A store where morons work.

Hey Billy Bob, lets return this 40-year-old can of soup to Wal*Mart!

by Bz June 19, 2003

Wal-Mart

Large Parasitic Conglomeration which appeals to over-zealous patriots, white trash, poor people and rednecks. They are famous for selling the retarded versions of name-brand products.

Wyett and Desiree went to Wal-Mart for new NASCAR tank-tops.

by Pimpmaster5000 June 11, 2004

Wal-Mart

The ultimate Red-Neck daycare center, features cheap prices, a McDonalds, and all the tire and car support you'll ever dream of.

After Bill was tired of having sex with his cousin, he went to the local Wal-Mart to get a tire change and a Big Mac for less than $10.

by Juan Soto June 20, 2007

Wal-Mart

A dumb-ass store where people go to get cheap shit for more than it's worth. Usually, ghetto-dwellers and rednecks come for the super-clearance specials.

Wal-Mart: Pure cheap evil.

by insanelinkinparkchick December 18, 2004

Wal Mart

to put it simply the essence of hell
yes it is HELL

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

wal mart

a store where cheap ass people shop at.

guy 1: dude, i need to buy some clothes
guy 2: lets go to the mall
guy 1: naw, i dont have a lot of money
guy 2: i guess we're off to wal mart
guy 1: good choice!!! they ALWAYS HAVE LOW PRICES

by Sergei A December 28, 2005

Wal-Mart

A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.

Wal-Mart Employee: Sorry son, This here rule book says I can't sell ya this here TV-game thingy, but how 'bout I show you our fine selection of shotty-guns?

by Gizwidget May 15, 2007