WWJD

(V); to set somebody on fire and send them to hell.

Yo nigga dawg! Is aboutz ta WWJD yo cracka ass!
Then im bousta supa man dat oh!

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

wwjd

"What Would Jesus Do?"
Definitely not the montre of Democrats and other Bible-thumpers..

Lessee.. what would Jesus do about Homosexuals?
Ooh! He would probably beat them, knowing that the White Male is King!

by =^..^= February 20, 2005

wwjd?

what would jason do?
jason: my imaginary friend. NOT jesus. or hey-sus, as some would put it.

"Why does the lamp shade say what would jesus do?"
"No! Its says what would JASON do!"
"Oh ok"

by nagem December 27, 2003

WWLD

What Would Laqueefa Do?

Meaning: What would a ghetto chick do is this situation?

Wolfy 1: OMG should I drink tonight? What if I hook up with him?!
All Wolfies: WWLD?!
Wolfy 1: Riiiiiigght, Thanks!

by weishann22 June 16, 2010

WWJD

Technically "What would Jesus Do?" - an appeal to people to act in the fashion of someone who was executed for terrorism 2000 years ago.

"What Would Jack Do?" as in Jack Bauer or "What Would Jethro Do?" as in Jethro Gibbs are much more apt modern alternatives.

WWJD? Probably shoot everybody, stop the nuke and not go to the toilet.

WWJD? Hit Tony on the back of the head.

by Libreg September 18, 2010

WWJDFTMFW

WWJDFTMFW- What Would Jesus Do For The Mother Fuckin Win?

Ask yourself, WWJDFTMFW LOL!?

by Alice the Destroyer of Worlds February 13, 2008

WWAJD

Abbreviation of What would a Jew do. If you are in a heated situation and don't know what to do, think what would a Jew do.The answer of course being civil litigation,accounting, and/or becoming whiny.

Tony Danza "I'm stuck on this problem and have no sure fire method of solving it"

Ryu from Street Fighter " You have to ask yourself WWAJD"

Tony Danza "Do you think its strange that a prominent sitcom actor from the 80's and a fictional videogame character are engaged in a conversation?"

Ryu from Street fighter "No stranger than asking yourself WWAJD"

by HarryBalzonya March 28, 2011