The juice is worth the squeeze

Knowing if something is worth the trouble of trying to get it, i.e. does the reward outweigh the punishment.

I'm not going to bother trying to ask her out. She's still got a boyfriend, and the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

I'd rob a bank if I could. The juice is worth the squeeze.

by Margalo March 8, 2008

for what it's worth

Usually said at the beginning of the sentence when someone is about to say something he or she believes is worth saying.

For what it's worth, I'll be there.

by I like lauren January 13, 2011

murder worth

Fort Worth, Texas where errbody got burners an will pop a nigga in a heartbeat bodies stay dropping.

Man don't be sleeping this Murda Worth keep ya hand on the nine, murder Worth fort Worth Texas

by Funky town gs ss September 20, 2016

not worth the misery

A position of intentional reserve and calm stability; having learned through personal experience the abject futility, emotional exhaustion and disappointment sustained in attempting to influence another individuals thoughts, words or deeds.

So, I've just given up trying to get people to stop smoking, texting/drinking-and-driving, bullying others and farting in public...its just not worth the misery.

by YAWA April 25, 2019

murda worth

fort worth, funkytown, or tha funk....an alias of fort worth, tx

say where u from?

murda worth texas!

by tha franchise January 3, 2008

Jon's balls worth

A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.

Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

by kgb123 September 1, 2013

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023