wife

what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

wife

an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

My place is a mess, I need a wife.

by Eric Darter January 31, 2008

Wife

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Ect.

Describing the wife's role W.I.F.E

by Princess Kitten Rei December 01, 2007

wife

is another word for girlfriend

I'm gonna go chill with the "wife"

by jayla1989 June 25, 2006

wife

The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.

My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.

by bigMFJoe January 28, 2006

Wife

Sandwich Maker

Wife go make me a sandwich

by WhiteCrackerofN199ers January 03, 2018

Wife

v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.

"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"

by BartelbyJones August 21, 2011