poot whoo

A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.

John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.

by Kris aka Special K April 12, 2008

Whee-whoo!

That highly-irritating casual two-tone whistle that someone sarcastically makes to either rudely make his presence known, express derision, or interrupt a noisy tirade.

Teenage boy, standing on the upstairs deck and watching his water-pistol-toting little brother searching for him in the yard below: Whee-whoo!
Younger brother, spinning around to try to squirt his big brother, but instead seeing a hugely-bulging water-balloon falling straight towards his head: Oh, craaa--- SPLUTSCH!!!

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

whee whoo

The broth that comes from slow-cooked beans, of any variety, which may or may not have been cooked with pork. Ideally consumed from a mug, like coffee. Succinctly: bean broth.

"Mom just made a big crock pot of beans. I call first dibs on the whee whoo."

by BenTheGrate July 21, 2019

Whoopty Surprise

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.

“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”

by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018

tickle tickle whoop

when you tickle and shove your finger up somebodys ass.

when you tickle.you tickle,you move your finger back and forth quickly across the asshole. when you whoop, you shove your finger up their ass.

austin gave sam the tickle tickle whoop treatment last night at the wrestling match.

by smiley killer May 29, 2012

Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.

Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!

by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

whooky sack

A mysterious object of unknown origin, currently believed to be in the possession of Kanye West. Anyone who takes notice of said object will immediately attempt, vainly, to research its properties. It's an anti-memetic meme.

1: I swear I heard Kanye talking about his whooky sack in MBDTF.
2: What? When?
1: Sorry!
2: What?

by Instinctual777 December 1, 2020