wafflelicious

awesome

That party was wafflelicious.

by JBBLEK June 29, 2008

Waffle house

A dinning establishment that doubles as a shooting range

“Hey want to go to the Waffle House “
Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot

by Tf-A-pseudonym May 30, 2018

Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015

oh mighty google i am here for waffles

When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.

Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles

by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018

Waffle Crunch

A poor kid's jizz

I'm a waffle crunch all up in this bitch!

by Kupdoggyshag February 23, 2009

Wafflejob

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

Waffler

Someone who talks a lot of rubbish and doesn't really know what they are saying most of the time

Waffler: Last week i ate salt for breakfast
Other kid: Ayo stop waffling

by Rexcify April 11, 2019