(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"
Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
by Twirl Matzah January 6, 2010
Get the Vance mug.A place where only tight people go. These people ALWAYS want to drive and go out of their way to drive an hour to drop people off at places. They also have to be the center of attention and acknowledge to everybody they are not scared by saying, "I'm not scared" when he really is to try to impress the girls. This person also tells everyone that all the girls come to him and that he gives no effort towards them. Mainly a place where faggots want to go.
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A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.
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by sowrongitsmitchell August 27, 2009
Get the Vancederful mug.Someone who seeks constant pity. Want people to feel sorry for their "terrible" life, but in reality they create their own problems, are attention whores, and habitual liars. Very bitter to be around.
She told me how her boyfriend was so ungrateful of her. Yet she cheated on him five different times the past summer with three different guys, and expects me to feel sorry. That girl ain't nothing but a VanderLie.
by Phatho May 17, 2017
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