sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. July 29, 2008

vagitarian

one who keeps to a strick cunt diet

im a vagitarian and im hungary

by leor May 14, 2003

vagitarian

someone who only eats vag, man. vagina. lesbians.

that vagitarian only likes fish tacos.

by cuntywhore February 20, 2009

Vagitarian

A female who will not allow meat to pass her lips and favours the sensible shoe.

That girl in the club last night was gorgeous but it turns out she's a vagitarian.

by FreeflyAndy September 7, 2011

Vagitarian

An individual that derives great epicurian delight from lingual contact with the female wedding vegetable (otherwise known as the vagina, verginny, vagalicious, pussy, puta and other scatalogical terms).

"Yo, dude (or "sistah," as appropriate) - I hear you a VAGITARIAN! Whassup with that?" "Well, my man (or "sistah" as appropriate), issa BEST THANG you can eat!"

by dessicated etymologist October 7, 2011

Vagitarian

1.Someone who enjoys eating vagina. 3. A lesbian

When we have sex, he insists on being a strict vagitarian

by Daryl Lick November 15, 2010

vagitosis

Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.

Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 May 13, 2005