Utter_Lozer

Me! My AO3, Discord, and Tiktok username! Ever wondered who took that one misspelling of the username you so desperately wanted? Well it was me. My real name is Wren, and people seem to find me weird. I read homestuck a lot, and I’m a furry. I draw, and make bracelets a ton too. I have a lot of super cool online friends, Hawley (my boyfriend and matesprit!), Rob (and the others) and Ross! (And their others), but I don’t have many real friends, I have Morgan, and Aniston, and Elliot, and Micheal, but my friendship with Aniston is fizzling out, and Morgan seems more distant. I’m afraid of making them uncomfortable, I don’t understand emotional cues sometimes. I have a therapist, I’ve had one since I was about 6-7? I had severe anger issues, and a past of child neglect from my mother. And I still have a therapist to this day! I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, Depression, Anxiety, and more minor conditions like Pica. I’ve been to the hospital once, it wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be. The food was good, and most of the other patients were actually quite friendly. To laura, or as I liked to call her, Lauren Faust, you keep reading your BL (defo Bible Literature).

Utter_Lozer: Hey guyz !’m gonna read Homeztuck aga!n!!! (I use a typing quirk a lot)
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!

by Utter_Lozer October 10, 2024

You utter fool!

a term used by a german guy in jojo's bizarre adventure part 2: battle tendency and has now become a popular meme.

protagonist: I use magic sunlight punch!

german guy: you utter fool!
the power of german engineering!!

by AWWWW MAN October 22, 2020

a complete and utter wanker

Derogatory English slang for one who masturbates i.e. a jerk off.

That bloke's driving a Range Rover, what a complete and utter wanker

by confarga September 28, 2005

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

Complete utter bullshit

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.

person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.

by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016

high utter

the random, totally ridiculous things that people say when they are high

Guy 1: "Hey man. Did you know that last night you asked me for a BJ?"

Guy 2: "Don't worry about it man. That shit was some o' dat high utter."

by Jako Kot April 6, 2008