The definition of updog is “a midget fucking a dead rabbit while on top of the Empire State Building and eating a bowl of carrots. At the end of the process, the midget is visited by John Stamos and then John punches the midget until he throws up the carrots, and then john eats the carrots and the process repeats.
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Um... I'm done browsing through all the pages of Google and all of my porn... I know! Updownleftright saves the day!
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A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)
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John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.
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John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.
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Gay redditor 2:“Take my updoot good sir 🤓”
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by E city Rollers January 30, 2008
Get the updogg mug.1)A specific hairdo that frequently belongs to bitches, or just generally unpleasant people. The hair is generally thrown into an awkward, puffy ball on the top of the head because she no care, she do what she want.
2)A person with the aforementioned haircut. Frequently seen in tank tops and fatspiller sweatpants because she thinks she's so hot it doesn't matter. Seen in packs. Will either attack, or fuck you.
2)A person with the aforementioned haircut. Frequently seen in tank tops and fatspiller sweatpants because she thinks she's so hot it doesn't matter. Seen in packs. Will either attack, or fuck you.
Becky is such a bitch updo. She yelled at someone for breathing to loud in an elevator... then made out with him.
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