uranus

your ass or asshole

guy: uranus look good today

by Kenzie1111 December 28, 2020

Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022

Fluffy Uranus

Someone who is too politically correct about every small little detail to the point of being uninteractiable.

Originating from the character’s Fluffy and Uranus, from the American adult comedy TV series, Duckman.

He was pulling a Fluffy Uranus! All he talked about to me this afternoon was how unfair he’s being treated at work for being bald black, just to get attention!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

chloe Uranus

the name you get when you have over 6 abortions

you better slow down or youll become a chloe uranus

by rawrxdunlimited March 7, 2024

uranus

it's big, it's soft and tight and very blue when i'm done with it

i loved smashing uranus last night mommy

by kuhewöosnfkjse vzlxc January 17, 2022

Uranus

A planet that rains diamonds and smell like farts and the most hilarious planet name

Kid: Uranus rains diamonds.
Other kids: (looking bored)
Kid: and smells like farts

Other kids: (laughing)
One kid: so it rains diamonds and smells like farts.now that’s a combination that I would never hear.

by Jelsa12 June 11, 2018

Uranus

Ur-anus

uranus

by Idk how to use my Peeyano January 17, 2025