I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

Typetoe

Verb. To type lightly, with caution and stealth.

"I began to typetoe, because I knew my mother was ascending the stairs, and she would hear my late night essay procrastination."

by Dylan Mitchell Austin December 17, 2008

Type shi

Meaning to agree with your peers

Type shi

by Big J3ff July 17, 2022

Type any word...

What the search bar says before you type in anything

Type any word...

by Dubiks August 13, 2018

TYPE 1 diabetes

A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.

I have TYPE 1 diabetes , type two is for fat or old people

by Ligament October 22, 2017

Type Different

Type Different. ...so S.I.C with things

Not like da rest . I'm so Type Different ,dats why they don't overstand

by Da S.I.C Mista February 14, 2019

Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.

Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!

by martijaz April 17, 2010