Tompanzee

Deluded knuckle-dragging worshipper of Tommy Robinson, an infamous gammon-herding midget whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. Mostly middle-aged, balding lumpenproletariat men, Tompanzees can often be heard singing their hymn "Oh Tommy Tommy" to the tune of "Son of my Father", written by Giorgio Moroder and a popular hit for Chicory Tip in the UK in 1972. 'Tommy' is a man of convictions - he has them for assault, fraud and trying to enter the US illegally with someone else's passport. He is currently facing further criminal proceedings for alleged contempt of court.

If a Tompanzee's brain was made of dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

by Gammonhunter March 9, 2019

jack thompson

The opposite of the 1st ammendment

Jack Thompson says video games made me kill my parents. He is right, why am I to blame?

by matisyahumcd January 15, 2008

Twomance

Pronounced to rhyme with romance.

It's a relationship based on sexting, instant messaging, and DMs that all originated on TWITTER.

He had to break off our twomance, his wife found out.

by StarryTweet October 6, 2010

tromplestomped

The act of being aggressively trompled, and then absolutely stomped because you did something terribly, terribly wrong.

Sam got tromplestomped by my Italian nonna for cutting up his spaghetti with a fork & knife, then scooping up the pieces with a spoon.

by Fantaxxia April 27, 2022

Gabriel Thompsoned

When you suck dick to coerce a buddy to get you a loan from the bank.

I can't believe you Gabriel Thompsoned homeboy into helping you open up your Flower store!

by GhostROA7041 April 29, 2020

Ted “TT” Thompson

The result of being a piss poor SoundCloud rapper named YungMilly and falling for a scam in which you are on a video conference call with highly decorated Universal Records talent scout Ted Thompson who takes you on a week long expedition via zoom and text-me-now and on the 5th day of being assfucked by Ted with no lube , you enter a zoom call to discuss salary and the man on the other end of the line is none other than Oscar the cocksucking grouch. Get rekd milly-o.

Bro yungmilly is straight hot garbage. I think Ted “TT” Thompson is gonna sign him to a ten year contract

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 5, 2022

twomorrow

a term used when the you are going to see the person you are talking to two days from that time.

(on saturday) "I'll see you at school twomorrow."

by numbuh 18 September 3, 2010