Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

by YAWA March 1, 2019

tweet whore

a person who constantly tweets on twitter.

stop tweeting constantly you tweet whore

by EdBoy23 January 22, 2010

Tweet-Watcher

A Tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. Instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. If someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.

Me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher

by biglots_2 July 29, 2011

flatpancakess tweet

Tweets with quite unexpected content, but never surprising ones, AKA pancakes0405 tweet. Most tweeted by twitter user flatpancakess but there are some instances where other people have been seen tweeting a flatpancakess tweet.

Now, this is a flatpancakess tweet.

by coffeebutcold December 4, 2020

paper tweet

A tweet that decieves your followers into thinking you are at one place, when you are actually at another place, or doing something, having something (etc), when you are doing the opposit.

Paper tweet, off to Hawaii! (But in reality he is just staying at homes playing video games).

by ryanwarmwater October 10, 2011

Send Tweet

Something you put at the end of your tweet when you're fully aware that your tweet could be a controversial opinion

"Liking ass is even grosser than liking feet send tweet"

by Niggaball February 1, 2020

Mean tweets

Best USA President ever was removed because of mean tweets.

Gas prices are sky rocketing, but at least we got rid of the mean tweets.

by Bunglefk May 15, 2021