A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
by YAWA March 01, 2019
by EdBoy23 January 22, 2010
A tweet that decieves your followers into thinking you are at one place, when you are actually at another place, or doing something, having something (etc), when you are doing the opposit.
by ryanwarmwater October 10, 2011
Tweets with quite unexpected content, but never surprising ones, AKA pancakes0405 tweet. Most tweeted by twitter user flatpancakess but there are some instances where other people have been seen tweeting a flatpancakess tweet.
by coffeebutcold December 04, 2020
A Tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. Instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. If someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.
Me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher
by biglots_2 July 29, 2011
Something you put at the end of your tweet when you're fully aware that your tweet could be a controversial opinion
by Niggaball February 01, 2020
by Bunglefk May 15, 2021