turning tail

Leaving due to cowardice.

Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

tupping

The state of fornicating with a sheep; generally used as an expletive.

"Well, that's just tupping brilliant..."

by 5 Neal March 13, 2004

turking

when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire

"turking a good meal" turking a pork" (see pork) "turking a poo"

by dontgetcaught November 9, 2012

TURDING

1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking

John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 1, 2011

Turning the knob

When you do everything leading up to sex but not the actual deed itself - like turning the knob of a door but not ever actually opening it.

Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.

Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.

by bloppityblopblop February 18, 2015

turking off

crucial first step in the artificial insemination of poultry

it's almost thanksgiving so there's lots of turking off at the farm to do

by conkspotter October 10, 2014

Turning a profit

slang for reciving money.

I was out turning a profit from these hoes all night.

by lil G-40 June 11, 2017