Tuddle

when a weird, ugly boy asks for a cuddle.

"man wanted to tuddle me and I was like er no"

by Diggylover2001 November 13, 2017

turdler

turd + burglar

U talkin' smack about my boy?! Ok, I see you.. I got my side eye on, you wait! U are a turdler

by z100fan November 20, 2010

Turdulence

The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.

Turdulence
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.

by Stubey 77 October 30, 2011

Turdulence

I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.

I'm so sick of this turdulence!

by Conor May 30, 2004

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

tuddledick

Someone that doesn't know when to stop doing something.

"Yeah, Alex was being a real tuddledick at the party."

by Billu Jenkins September 14, 2016

Turdle

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016