turd turban

The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban

Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!

by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009

turban sausage

Giant deformed cock

I saw a guy that had a turban sausage.

by Jew sausage 101 September 23, 2013

turbaned albanian

the turbaned albanian emoji

turbaned albanian

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

turban swag

Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.

OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.

by turbanswag January 5, 2015

Hair Turban

A hair turban is a swoopy hairstyle that makes your hair look like a turban.

Girl: "That guy's hair is so thick and swoopy!"
Boy: "He has a hair turban!"

by gottaloveya August 19, 2014

gay turban

a turban that is gay

Granny Norma was wearing a gay turban

by lol xd haha May 23, 2017

Yeat’s Turban Factory

Year’s Turban Factory is a strict labor facility that consist of creating, packaging, and sending out scarfs- I mean turbans. The workers are made up of Twitter trolls who’ve spoken ill about Yeats name and have been forcefully taken there to serve an eternity sentence of Twizz Labor.

You better stop trolling or you’ll get taken to Yeat’s Turban Factory in your sleep.

by Yeat Enthusiasts April 4, 2022