Cum Tum

When jerking off you finish on your stomach, not hers

Chad: did you blow your load on her tummy?

Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!

Chad: no you didn't

Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum

by Krocodilespundee406 November 23, 2020

Tums

An thing that makes your asschecks spill out red and brown

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by Joestar's Mother January 20, 2020

Take a TUMS

To tell someone to calm/settle down or chill out. Similar to "take a chill pill."

Etymology of the phrase originates with TUMS, a brand of antacid pills to relieve heartburn and indigestion (i.e. 'settle the stomach').

Dude, take a TUMS. It's not a big deal.

by 2nukes August 13, 2022