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Tubby nugget

Tubby nugget is so cuteeeeeeeeeeee
by Randomguywastaken October 16, 2021
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tubby-honey

An overweight woman, who usually feels she is more attractive than she really is. They almost exclusively wear polyester. They also never include their photo when posting online, yet still claim to be very attractive.
I couldn't believe my buddy Steve. He got so drunk last Saturday night, he went home with a tubby-honey.
by OA&T November 10, 2008
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tubby pussy

A fat girl's vagina;

see dickbucket.
e.g.

Rosie O'Donald's 'alleged' cooch.

(talking to herself): "Where's my tubby pussy?
Oh! Found it, between fat roll #453 and #454."
by Kooker October 28, 2007
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tubby bait

tub'∙bee bait n.
Anything that can be or is used to lure in the tubby by taunting with a food that is terrribly high in fat, usu. by the American government in a order to capture and force them into exercise programs.
Tubby Man: "Hey, do you see a twinkie hanging from that tree?"
Not-tubby Man: "Yes, but be careful! I think that could just be tubby bait!"
Tubby Man: "Oh well, it's about time for my third mid-morning snack anyway."
by Sgt Mayor Bee April 14, 2009
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Tubby Tummy Fuck

Verb. When a morbidly obese chode lathers up his gut, folds it into a roll, and slams it down onto his own cock so that he can fuck his own tubby tummy. This depraved act requires a mirror or spotter so that the chode can find his chub, this is a necessity because his massive gut blocks his line of sight to his lower body. Once the stiffy is located and inserted into the tummy pussy it is a race against time to reach climax as the incredibly force of the stomach smashing against the testicles creates intense pain.
Hey, can I borrow that tub of vasoline?

Sure. What do you need it for?

I'm gonna tubby tummy fuck myself tonight.

Aw, that's nasty. You chode!
by Vera Daniels March 20, 2010
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Tubby Lunchbox

A person who pretends to be in excellent physical shape but in reality they have absolutely zero muscle definition and the only thing holding their body together is flabby skin and fat rolls.
I thought that girl's body was rockin' until we got back to my room and I realized she was nothing but a tubby lunchbox!
by J-Hole Volcano March 28, 2013
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Tubby Woodchuck

After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.
After making a near impossible shot, Tubby Woodchuck fall victim to the shouts of BUCKETS!!
by Mart955 June 17, 2010
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