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Trumptard

Someone who supports Donald Trump as US President.
Amalgamation of “Trump” and “retard”.
Look at all those Trumptards wearing their MAGA hats!
by krisworld1806 November 14, 2020
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Booty trumpet

A term meaning to pass gas. Coined by Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) on the sitcom "My Wife and Kids".
Guy: Oh, man! What stinks?!
Guy #2: Sorry about that, dude; I just played the booty trumpet by accident.
by T.L. Hughes September 14, 2010
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Meat Trumpet

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend
by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020
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trumpressed

verb

: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."
"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."

"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."

"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
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trumpeter's lips

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
by Loopydave December 1, 2018
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Trumptasia

the place in fantasy land where one lives believing "I alone can fix it."
Guy1: Don is still trying to start his mower?
Guy2: Yeah. I keep trying to tell him all he has to do is prime the carburetor first, but he doesn't want to listen to me. He thinks only he can fix it.

Guy1: Well, I guess Don's mower will stay in the garage another week while Don's mind will stay in Trumptasia.
by Marquise_T September 7, 2016
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Trumptard

The majority of inbred redneck Trumptards never finished school.
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 26, 2018
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