trumpet 

An musical instrument played by one who will never ever have sex. Only those who leave for a different instrument can survive its curse. T-riffic - I'm screwed

Bobby Lee As Kim Jong Il: "Hey - I hear you're a celibate"
Kim Jong Il: "No, but i play trumpet"
BLAKJI: "Eh - close enough

trumpet by Trump-me September 19, 2003

trumpet 

A trumpet is a cone-shaped joint.

Swing me the trumpet, so I can play a tune.

trumpet by Diego November 28, 2003

trumpet 

Lousy pieces of shit made from brass, usually played by dumb asses who have no idea on how play, they're hated by every section. Usually classified as the utterly overrated section with shitty players. Famous trumpeters include douche bags such as Donald Trump.

Joe: God, I shouldn't have chosen trumpet.

James: Yeah, trombones are making us look like oboes.

trumpet by Semyour Butts May 10, 2011

Trumpet 

A brass instrument that is only played by either complete douchebags who think they have a huge musical talent or talentless people who just want to be in band. The douchebags only wear Abercrombie shirts and gay shorts, and walk the halls singing double octave scales thinking everybody likes them.

"The trumpet is the most important instrument in the band!"
"No, it's just the gayest."

Trumpet by pezbrain July 1, 2009

trumpet 

A simultaneous rim job and handjob.

J: Did you go home with that guy last night?

M: Yeah.

J: Did you fuck him?

M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.

trumpet by JohnnyAZ May 27, 2006

trumpet 

An over sized and over rated version of a cornet i mean come on CORNETS ROCK

look at those trumpet players...they should buy a nice shiny cornet like mine!!

trumpet by bias wensleydale evil thing June 26, 2005

Trumpet 

a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.

yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.

Trumpet by Vajitarian April 28, 2011