trumpet
An musical instrument played by one who will never ever have sex. Only those who leave for a different instrument can survive its curse. T-riffic - I'm screwed
trumpet
Lousy pieces of shit made from brass, usually played by dumb asses who have no idea on how play, they're hated by every section. Usually classified as the utterly overrated section with shitty players. Famous trumpeters include douche bags such as Donald Trump.
trumpet by Semyour Butts May 10, 2011
Trumpet
A brass instrument that is only played by either complete douchebags who think they have a huge musical talent or talentless people who just want to be in band. The douchebags only wear Abercrombie shirts and gay shorts, and walk the halls singing double octave scales thinking everybody likes them.
trumpet
trumpet by bias wensleydale evil thing June 26, 2005
Trumpet
a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.
yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.
Trumpet by Vajitarian April 28, 2011