Trumpetting

(Verb); To Trumppet - The fine art of continuously promoting yourself despite obvious shortcomings. More than just "blowing your own horn", it's a unique combination of bravado, bullshit, and incompetence.

Donald really fucked up this time, but all that trumpetting shows just what a true ass-hat he REALLY is!!

by JazzGuy-NH March 27, 2020

trumpet

A term used to refer to supporters of the 45th president of the United States of America. Also see trumpster.

Trumpets are not necessarily racist, but they have been, at best, indifferent to racism and white-supremacy.
Donald Trump continues to demand his Trumpets support repealing Obamacare.

by Zarqawiyya August 3, 2017

the trumpet

This is a highly complex maneovour performed by 3 males from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Step 1. Male.A bends over
Step 2. Male B inserts a trumpet into Male.A's ass.
Step 3. Male C begins to play the trumpet in a erotic manner, while Male B watches along in envy.

Hey i heard Dan mitch and ben did the trumpet on the weekend!

by Crock March 24, 2005

trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017

trumpet

The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)

Trumpet Player: 'I play the trumpet'.
String Player: 'omg i'm not worthy!' *bows*

by A DEMI GOD December 14, 2012

trumpet

In Scotland, a trumpet is an idiot/arsehole/dick. You can use trumpet in an offensive and friendly context.

Offensive: "Hey you ya fuckin trumpet - whit the fuck ur you daein?"

Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

trumpeter

Noun: Finger it, blow it, and make it scream.

John's a real trumpeter, that thing's screamin' it's bell off.

by a trumpeter July 27, 2007