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trumpet

An musical instrument played by one who will never ever have sex. Only those who leave for a different instrument can survive its curse. T-riffic - I'm screwed

Bobby Lee As Kim Jong Il: "Hey - I hear you're a celibate"
Kim Jong Il: "No, but i play trumpet"
BLAKJI: "Eh - close enough

by Trump-me September 19, 2003