asscial tissue

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

Tissue Rush

A tissue rush is when one is nearing climax during masterbation, they are so lost in the moment that they forget to reach for a tissue and have to do so at the very last moment, sometimes reducing the quailty of the wank.

Mark: "God last night I was watching this amazing porn. I got so into it

Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"

Mark: "Yes, yes there was."

by TheMarsh January 30, 2009

Twissues

Twissues are issues between twins. These issues relate to the general relationship between the twins or a more specific occurrence like an argument between twins. The word is applicable to any type of twins.

Example 1:
"Can you two stop arguing and just sort out your twissues!?"

Example 2:
They have a lot of twissues that they need to sort out.

by Kilephia August 19, 2018

Rectal Tissue

Another word for Arse Wipe

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"

by Jash77 September 4, 2007

sweet tissue connection

occurs when two people in a relationship feel a deep and sweet mental, physical and intuitive connection and can understand each other very well. Somehow they can sense clarity out of the mist and have tacit understanding of circumstances surrounding them. They also have a deep mutual love for one another and trust each other. Both individuals feel the sweet tissue connection and are able to gage each others feelings and emotions therefore taking steps to be there and help each other feel better at every pace of the way. Also known as a soul connection but sweet tissue connection is an awesomer term used to brighten the mood.

*in this case sweet tissue does not refer to a kleenex tissue sheet dipped in honey. Thank you. :)

Sweet tissue connection. INC

by SweetTissueNotKleenex June 20, 2010

Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.

Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.

by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014

Cum tissue

What is used to wipe up ones spunk after a cheeky wank

I ran out of cum tissues last night, my pants were wet as f*ck!

by Suckme cocriyt nowpls December 5, 2016