touke

to-u-ke : japanese word for "family"

ichi touke "one family"

by pretzel touke June 17, 2009

Touhou album

A joke that is going to be dead instantly as soon as it is released.

Touhou album when

by Mrnoobsofar October 7, 2017

Touhou

an absolutely goated series made by zun or jun'ya ota with lesbian people dodging balls and lazers and projectiles in a very lesbian way and banger music and very juicy fanart

Person 1: Hey brother, what's this "Touhou" I've been hearing from you?

Person 2: ...Nothing.

by Otohina April 22, 2023

Joe Tokosh.

When you can't get over your ex girlfriend and blow up her phone.

He pulled a Joe tokosh. Asking cam and Steven to blow up her phone almost resulted in an ass kicking lol.

by Djjdjddjfh July 6, 2010

Toulouse

The act of getting too loose through the relentless consumption of alcohol.

Tarquin: what happened to you last night mate?

Fred: I woke up naked in bed next to an elderly fellow with my knob-end red raw

Tarquin: ah mate looks like you took a little trip to Toulouse

by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017

tokoloshe

In African folklore, a mischievous and lascivious hairy dwarf.

Reputed to delight in causing pain and mischief, the tokoloshe is thwarted by ladders and unable to climb. Hence the use of raised sleeping platform to protect sleepers.

Tokoloshe is sometimes used as a pejorative term for a small man of African origin and furtive character.

"Have you seen the new security guard? Such a tokoloshe!"

by wintermute March 8, 2004

tukow

an exclamation (usually of excitement or having done something right). i think it's onomatopoeia for something hitting something else.

i just met the girl of my dreams: tukow!

by Aneesh November 7, 2005