totes gnar

The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.

Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "

Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"

totes gnar by breaker413 May 20, 2015

totes trips 

totally trippy

That's totes trips!

totes trips by Mr. Twinkieface December 23, 2020

Totes Brill 

Abb. for totally brilliant.

John: "Oh my goodness, I discovered the square root of negative pi!"

Bett: "Totes brill."

Totes Brill by Cassandra Meff May 22, 2009

totes ridics 

An abridgment of the term "totally ridiculous".

Did you see that episode of Parks and Recreation last night? That shit was totes ridics.

totes ridics by Blackford Oakes July 29, 2009

Totes Obvi

short for totally and obvious

"mean people are mean!" "totes obvi"

Totes Obvi by Pink Lemonade :D August 29, 2010

Totes Emosh 

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.

Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.

Totes Emosh by Ser Davos April 18, 2020

totes dillo

An emphatic form of "totes". Totally, absolutely.

Are we going to the party? Totes dillo!

totes dillo by danhoo_ May 29, 2017