tobermore

This is a wee loyalist town in county Londonderry with two brilliant shops and a wee proddy bar on the corner! It also boasts a reasonably good football team: Tobermore United

I went out for a drink in Tobermore last night

by Maud the prod December 7, 2014

tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it

person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"

by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023

Tosser in Tin-Foil

The antonym of 'Knight in Shining Armour'.

The Guy that every girls wishes would go away.

I thought that he was my night in Shining armour... Turns out he was only a tosser in tin-foil :(

by Walking Encyclopaedia March 19, 2011

liberal tolerance

A twist on liberals claims that they are morally superior because they are tolerant of everyone. In actuality, many modern liberals are anything but tolerant of others - especially if they have opposing views or happen to be a white male (straight or gay). They also resort to personal attacks, slander, death threats, and even violence. Of course, the very "liberals" who this represents this will claim it's a "conservative conspiracy theory" as well as modern liberals who do not wish to criticize the radicals in their party.

The "peaceful protesters" showed their liberal tolerance on the reporters and police.

by spootyhead January 9, 2017

Toker

1. An educated cannabis smoker who knows about the various types and strains of the glorious herb, and their effects on the human body; including medicinal uses.
2. Someone who does not like to be refered to as a pothead or stoner, for they know far more than the average smoker and feel that he or she deserves a more fitting title than that of someone, who when brought to the attention that there are many different strains says, "Weed is weed!".
3. Someone who always has really good herb because they know what to get when making a purchase.

"I'm not a pothead, I'm a Toker; for a Toker...is an educated smoker."

"Oh no, Timmy doesnt fuck around; he's definately a Toker"

by Sirus2008 January 13, 2009

salad tosser

SALAD TOSSER ( P ) Pronunciation Key (saled tôser)
v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es
v. tr.
1.The art of eating ass.
2.To agitate ones rectal with tongue
3.Anal fellatio
4.Tongue lashing someones poophole

"He bends over as he/she tosses his salad"

"OMG! That chick ate my ass for hours, she's an awesome salad tosser"

by Lan B. September 28, 2005

Taser

A "Less than Lethal" weapon used to incapacitate a person without killing them. Generally used by police. Fires two barbed prongs up to twenty feet which then penetrate the skin and deliver an extremely painful shock causing the perosn to fall to loose control of their muscles, fall to the ground and do the crappie flop and sometimes piss themselves.

COP: Hey shitbag. You're under arrest, turn around and put your hands behind your back.

SHITBAG: Fuck you pig. You better call for back-up

COP: Takes out Taser and repeats his order.

SHITBAG: Fuck you:

COP: Shoots shitbag with Taser and laugh's while shitbag does the crappei flop on the ground.

SHITBAG: (After he regains control of his muscles) Rolls over and puts his hands behind his back to be handcuffed while complaining about how bad it hurt and he pissed himself.

COP: Laughs hysterically while handcuffing shitbag.

by Shock Therapy April 28, 2005