drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Darn Tootin'

When someone is either correct, whack, an idiot, a psychopath, or an insane r-pattz fan.

Wowwwwww ur DARN TOOTIn' gorl

by #yam December 16, 2018

toothing

A new communication instrument that using in a creative way the bluetooth technology creates a new form of mobile urban social interaction.
A new way to reduce the 6 degrees of separation everyone has, and to create urban network an mobile community.

Do we make toothing?

by blueduke July 25, 2006

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

ROOTIN-TOOTIN

THAE ROOT OF ALL EVIL AND ALL PROBLEMS

That kid is Rootin-Tootin, giving his mom all sorts of grief!

by Das errker August 7, 2014

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

siamese toothnipple

two people attached together at the tooth and the nipple

its unfortunate that earl and dale's mom had sex with her brother. they will always be laughed at for being inbred siamese toothnipples.

by d siegs April 17, 2010