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Tofield

small hick ass town where guys jack up their trucks and vape in order to compensate for their little ass dicks
Girl A: "damn I think that guy in that stooped up truck is hitting on me"
Girl B: "what the fuck bitch, he's from Tofield and we all know what that means, they never get any ass so they gotta dick down 12 year olds"
by fuckbitchesgetturnt January 5, 2017
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Tofeist

People who believe in Tofeism, Basically supporting Useless Creations
Damn Look Hussain is Such a Tofeist!
by Tofee January 23, 2021
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toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!
You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!
by dAnarky April 17, 2003
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Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.
"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"
by Dr_Maseuss May 28, 2014
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Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.
Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?
by Yak December 12, 2003
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tuffenuff

Someone who cant run a street racing event to save their life. Also likes to throw his 7.70s blown alcohol car at 12 second cars. Then say they "Have nothing for him." and is scared to spot someone out for a fair race. Also has a tendancy to have his balls shrivel up when offered a race against a car of his same calibur.
Im tuffenuff my blown alcohol car will run your cam only LS1 heads up. Oh you need spots? Shutup you have nothing for me. Im gonna go watch my event fail cause i talk to much crap to the people attending my event.
by 1QuickBird January 21, 2007
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Toff

Tax avoiding

Over privileged

Fee paying
Fuckers
Anyone who goes to private school or votes Tory is automatically a toff.
by Highland TOFFee January 22, 2019
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