Tow Burro

A "Tow Burro" is a Ram 2500 or 3500 diesel pickup truck used primarily for towing. It is recommended to hashtag (#towburro) when posting pictures of your truck towing heavy loads on Instagram.

Watch me tow my trailer with the Tow Burro. #towburro

by K2Steve May 20, 2018

tow-in and tow-out

Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.

Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

ToW Community

Dictatorships are cool
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I love the ToW Community

by ToW Gang November 11, 2018

Tow Rope

You tie a rope to your dick and tie the other end to your girlfriend. You will then have her run off in the opposite direction.

My sausage looks like it has Marina sause after me and my girlfriend did the Tow Rope

by 大男孩子 December 20, 2019

Tow Tips

When your idiot chemistry teacher wants to say "Two Types"; however, as I've stated earlier, said teacher is an idiot. PS: la madre de la maestra es una puta

Tow tips of waves are...

by تحفيظ October 11, 2020

Tow ball tuggie

When two men take a tow hitch and insert each end in their anuses (square end and ball end) and the square end receiver crawls on the floor towing the other man behind him.

Marco and victor like to take turns during tow ball tuggie.

by Jason mcgregor April 8, 2021

Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.

‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*

by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021