bust a tile 

To hold a wank for several days and then wank so hard your jizz nearly cracks a shower tile from the force of evacuation.

"mate I nearly bust a tile last night, I was gagging for a wank"

bust a tile by mefromdownhere000 October 9, 2015

bust a tile 

To hold a wank/not ejaculate for several days then to release your goods in the shower so hard that it nearly breaks a bathroom tile from the force.

Mate I jizzed so hard when I got in I nearly bust a tile.

bust a tile by mefromdownhere000 October 12, 2015

cutting tile

Showing your best moves on the dance floor.

"That man is really cutting tile out there on the dance floor"

cutting tile by Aspen Willis December 8, 2006

Laying tile 

Laying Tile is the act of giving a boss or superior a blow job.

The reason the toes of his boots are worn off is because he has been in the office Laying Tile.

Laying tile by Real definition man January 17, 2018

The Tile Hill Face 

When a girl from the Tile Hill region smokes too much in their young teens and are destined to end up having the face of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud.

The Tile Hill Face: Eg. Of course the girl sitting on the back of the bus is a Tile Hill face, so mainstream, I didn't ask to see that today!

The Tile Hill Face by Shoeham August 7, 2017

Floor tile 

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

Floor tile by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

Elbrus Tile

Special tile used in shower or pool installations to protect ordinary tile from excess cum stains during group orgies and gay sex parties.

Let me tell you Mark, there's going to be so many fuck boys tonight, I had Elbrus Tile installed just to protect my shower floor.

Elbrus Tile by styridsatdva December 30, 2022