thunderclap

when one experiences the clap (gonorrhea) of such severity that when the victim stands up his or her disease-ridden vaginal lips or testicles lifelessly collide together thus producing a most thunderous sound.

Today during class Renée stood up and her resulting thunderclap could be heard for miles.

by vulgardefinitions October 26, 2009

Thunderclap

When yo girl slam it down so hard on the last stroke that her cheeks clap against you while you pass out from nuttin.

Yooo! My girl hit me with that thunderclap last night, shit knocked me out cold!

by TruNation May 3, 2018

Thunderclash

British Optimus Prime. Improbably amazing adventure ponce. Badass with a badass colour scheme.

Thunder, thunder Thunderclash HOOOOOOOO!

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021

thunderclap

when one is sitting apon a toilt, and lets out a large fart, that may resemble thunder

guy on toilt: (lets out a thunderclap)
his mom: holy shit did you here that thunder

by DJ jamma jam jam October 13, 2011

Thunderclap

A new STD, with a similar appearance to that of Gonorrhea.

Symptoms:
Limp Dick
Swollen Testes
Puss-like Cum
Tomato Red Genital Area

Only Affects Males, Females are Carriers

200 known cases in the Statesboro, GA area

Chris has Thunderclap, but that doesn't affect Alicia's pussy.

by GingerBread Man, M.D. October 27, 2008

The Thunderclap of Thor

A sexual move where a male partner creates electricity by shuffling across the carpet in socks for several minutes, and then forcefully thrusts his penis into his partners vagina, making a clapping noise and shocking his partner simultaneously.

“So how was the sex last night?”
“The best I’ve ever had, he gave me the Thunderclap of Thor, and I’ve never came harder in my life. It was tantalizing.”

by hotnspicysausage November 10, 2020

Thunderclan

A private group devoted to worshipping and avoiding the wrath of Thundertits. Represented by a symbols such as the lightning bolt, and a secret handshake. Led by some cool people - speak to a leader for membership details.

Look, they're part of the Thunderclan!

Can I join the Thunderclan?

Only the cool kids get to join the Thunderclan.

by innocent overachiever December 27, 2011