keep the rubber side down

cycling slang for 'be safe'

on your next ride be sure to keep the rubber side down!

by wiggyfish October 23, 2008

keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Keeping up with a regular pubic hair shaving regimen.

"Hey, you think you're going to get any action tonight?"

"I don't know, man, I haven't been keeping up with the kardashians and she doesn't like going down there when I don't."

by sexybackbob May 13, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.

Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is then me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.

by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009

Keep To The Code

Stick to the original plan. If communication breaks down or some other unforeseen question about the plan arises, stick to the original plan, no excuses.

We are meeting for dinner at 6 tonight, if you don't hear from me, keep to the code!

If you were supposed to be at work but some confusion arises about the job, keep to the code.

by Freightrain47 April 7, 2017

Pineapple a day keeps the worries away

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away” While not a popular expression it was first cited in the Hawaiian travel magazine “Aloha Days” in 1965. Since that time it has come into wider usage throughout the islands and the west coast.

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away.”

by Loveallthepineapples May 28, 2018

Keep it real up in the field

Popularized on the Howard Stern Show, derivation of Keep it Real, with the geographical location of 'in the field' added to specify where you need to keep it real.

"Keep it real up in the field, a'ight?"

by dberto April 7, 2010