A small collection of Brisbane's finest douchebags who assemble to get smashed on minimal amounts of alcopops whilst bragging about how original and artsy they are. By following the 'Ten Keen Commandments', the young unknowing female closet sluts blossom into their full potential as cheap prostitutes.
Guy One: "Holy Shit that girl's chin is hugeeeee. I swear it isn't that big in Facebook photos"
Guy Two: "Yeah, that's Chrissie. She's part of that douchebag group The Keen Club"
Guy Two: "Yeah, that's Chrissie. She's part of that douchebag group The Keen Club"
by NOTkeenCHRISTINA January 4, 2010