The Famous Scott Blakely

He was a man well known across Georgia and Alabama for many trades and talents but what people know him best for is his ability for compulsive lying.

Dude your full of shit, Id believe The Famous Scott Blakely before id believe you.

The Famous Scott Blakely results are in and....you are not the father

by Spotty Crimpin September 22, 2021

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

way to run the family

When one of they guys/girls you either used to talk to or date starts talking to or starts dating someone else in your family.

“My ex girlfriend is talking to my cousin.”
“Wow, she’s running the family”
“Yeah, way to run the family”

by teski6922 May 1, 2018

brawl in the family

a kinda old comic series that was about the wacky shenanigans of the characters of super smash bros brawl cast

person 1: "yo have you seen that cool web comic called brawl in the family

person 2: "no man i haven't"

person 1: "then check it out man there are even books for it!"

by samoclodo May 15, 2020

All in the family

A underrated korn song that as a gay person is a banger.

Jon: I gey
Fred: KoRn oN ThE CoB 😑😐😑😐
Garf durt: you better watch your mouth jon
Jon: It's all in the family Garfield

by B2ig November 28, 2022

Dulcie the famous tap dancer

Dulcie is a sweet sweet sexual individual. She likes ponies and lollipops and walking in fields in daylight. She enjoys phone sex but only on wednesdays at 8. She can do magical things with her tongue. She eats eyeballs for lunch, electrical cords for dinner, and never eats breakfast, unless she has a hangover.

some person : hey, you know that dulcie the famous tap dancer?!
you: sure ! she's the cat's meow ! damn.

by tapdancinghoemuncher July 31, 2009

The Family Business

A lude act of sexual intercourse between a brother and sister and a 3rd party, where as the 3rd (usally mother or father sometimes a cousin) party defecates on either the brother or the sister in question and begins to massage it into 1 or both parties.

Hey is that Jason?
Yea I heard hes in "The Family Business"
WOW!

by Moosetracks TFB September 10, 2007