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Don the Con

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A con man who trick people out of money (ie. Donald Trump)
Don the Con ordered 20 pianos from me and didn't even pay.

It's been 6 months.
by McHee May 28, 2018
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A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.
Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!
by Funmunke February 24, 2010
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The Corn Smells Nice

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A code word for describing someone's fetishization of taking a shit on another's chest.
Person A: Hey, did you know Emile thinks the corn smells nice?

Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.

Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
by Willow :^) April 11, 2019
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The Cow Cult

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The Cow Cult (or TCC, not to be confused with True Crime Community) is the name of the collective fandom of popular Stan Twitter YouTuber, Mother Oxen. His channel is one of the fastest-growing channels in the history of YouTube, gaining over 0.00327 million subscribers in a little over a year. The Cow Cult is served more than 3,000 active and retired personnel from all branches of Stan Twitter. The community is named after Mother Oxen, a Barb who established the TCC community after interest from several "Perhaps" memes circling YouTube and Stan Twitter.
"I heard he's part of The Cow Cult."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Haha, no, I heard he worships alternative Cattleism like Skinny Cow or The Laughing Cow."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Chile, I'm pretty sure he's into Chickenism and Mother Hen."
by Cow Member June 16, 2021
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Milking the cow

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When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023
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The Cocoa Scale

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An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
by i-ain May 30, 2009
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walk with the cousins

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the walk your cousins go on at thanksgiving, only the cool, older cousins get to go. this walk is simply to smoke cigarettes or weed.
“sorry you can’t come on the walk with the cousins, you’re too young,”
by izzie127 November 28, 2019
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