Texticular Cancer

A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.

Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.

Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.

by Big Burnzy March 2, 2010

Textickle

When your phone is in your pocket and on vibrate and you get a call or text...and it tickles.

Josh- AHH! holy crap!

Bryn- What was that?

Josh- Oh, just a textickle. Wanna go get some lunch?

by Supersexyawesomeman March 14, 2010

Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012

mass texticide

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.

Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

Texticle

A form of texting similar to sexting. The text message usually contains a graphic image of ones pubic area. The message is usually sent because the sender wants a similar message back from the person that they sent it to. The sender is usually of male gender being that males have testicles.

"If I texticle you will you sext me back?"

by big children August 12, 2009

texture

To deliver a parental lecture via text

It's time for a texture you about commitment to school, your family and your job!

Mom, don't texture me!

by Moma Mia September 18, 2012

texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009