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Terrible Towel Curse

The curse in sports where if your defecate the Terrible Towel, you will lose a big game.
Man #1: Hey man, I just got a Colts Terrific Towel. You want one.

Man #2: It doesn't matter. The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.
by Mr. WordMan January 16, 2011
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Terrible Towel

1: Disgusting rag waved by Steelers fans at football games, tailgates, and business meetings. Generally left unwashed for "good luck."

2: A synonym for something that is utterly repulsive, idiotic, or represents a lower stratum in human evolution.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is a major slew, I can't believe you hooked up with her.

Guy 2: I know, terrible towel of a decision. I better get tested asap.
by hampsterdam November 24, 2009
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el terrible

Pronounced el-ter-ee-blay. Something that is terrible, without being seriously harmful to anyone.
CORRECT USAGE:
Guy #1: Dude! I just got clamidia from some chick!
Guy #2: That's el terrible! At least you can cure it!

INCORRECT USAGE:
Girl #1: Dude! I just got clamidia from some guy!
Girl #2: That's el terrible! You can't have babies now!
by J Bodanac May 14, 2006
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Terrible Towel

The act of shitting on a yellow towel and then slapping an unsuspecting person with it.
My hoe didn't pay me so she got the terrible towel
by TheNastyOne82 June 2, 2011
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Terrable

Noun: Short for "terrifically considerable" easily confused with the word terrible. However the use of this word can potentially get oneself out of a sticky situation.
The word terrable is derived from the TERR in terrifically and the ABLE in considerable, thus the word terrable.
Guy: you're absolutely fucking terrable.
Girl: I know *leaves*
Guy: *underbreath* oh shit I didnt mean to say terrible
by TertaLie July 20, 2016
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The Terrible Secret Of Space

The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.
The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.
by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004
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Terrable

Something so horrible that it literally tears apart the fabric of space-time.

Relates to the Kingdom Hearts character Terra, who did a thing and lost his friends, his master, and his home.
A black hole formed in the Milky Way? That's Terrable!
by TheWorldIsRoundAndBlue December 18, 2015
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