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testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch
Please knee me in my testicles.
by Danny December 12, 2003
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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"
by Herman45 December 25, 2010
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testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.
Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.
by derrrr June 17, 2004
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testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner
by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003
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testiclesbian

A lesbian with testicles
Basically a trans, gay woman

(A man who has become a woman but still likes other women)
See also: Prince Harry
Harry: *becomes trans*
Also Harry: has sex with a woman behind a bush

Meghan: what a testiclesbian.
by A random gay person April 11, 2023
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Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.
I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016
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