Don't be jel, be reem

A phrase originating from the brain-cell killing English program The Only Way is Essex. Basically means 'don't be jealous, be cool' or some shit like that.

"I told her it straight when I saw her eyeing up my new bike: don't be jel, be reem."

by Morganaaa July 29, 2012

couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

can't be assed

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

can't be asked

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.

"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."

by David Bean March 4, 2007

Don't be a Steve

An expression used to express concern with your friends attitude to a situation

Guy 1: Dude, honestly I came up with the idea for four minute abs!

Guy 2: seriously dude, Don't be a Steve

by Anon123321123321 January 9, 2011

i can't be arsed

lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all

'i can't be arsed to go to school'

by appathy February 6, 2012

couldn’t be me

essentially can’t relate

ellie : wow she’s so good at art!
carly : couldn’t be me, i suck at art

by gaymergaybie October 22, 2019