Taking a massive

A phrase used to describe an extreme dump

Where were you?

Sorry my g I was taking a massive

by Pasta thief Jenkins March 12, 2019

talking like a sausage

speaking nonsense, telling lies, not making any sense

"Whaddya mean, I don't look good in this jacket? You're talking like a sausage."

by benjamin sTone February 6, 2004

Taking the papiss

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse

Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal

by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012

jeff tassin

Most likely a bald russian dad.

His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.

by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019

talking heavy

When two individuals are not officially together but are really in to each other they "talk" and act like a couple without the title. Its basically like being someones Bae.

Kiara: Do you two go out ?
Them: Naa were just talking heavy .

by Mhmmkiara January 11, 2015

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

by snotterson July 7, 2011

Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008