Steve Talon

A man of mystery and mystique. Steve J. Talon is the real man that the Most Interesting Man in the World Commercials are actually talking about, but due to his secrecy could not be shown. Is rumored to have built the Great Wall of China, Pyramids of Egypt, Machu Picchu, the Nazca Lines, Mesa Verde, and Angkor Wat.

"Who built the Great Wall of China?" asked the school boy. "The text books you have would make you think it was the Chinese, but truthfully, it was Steve Talon."

by Nolat Evets April 5, 2010

Tadoo

Tadoo is a tiger stuffed animal that you have when you're little but can't actually say the word tiger yet. A loveable yet strong and wise companion that will always be at your side.

Little Joshua can't go to sleep tonight without his tadoo. We better find it.

by MrTadoo July 15, 2010

taboo

Something that is out of the ordinary and goes against the norm. Generally unspoken about and often frowned upon. Can be a practice, culture, person or thing.

The other night I walked in on my friend sucking a fart out of his fat girlfriends unwiped ass! How taboo is that!?

by Pierre Woodman February 10, 2013

Talon

pron.
1. Master of time and space.
2. An expert at insanity.
3. Bringer of doom ... and pie. LOTS of pie.

It's like if a witch, clown, samurai and a priest had an orgy.

by Andrew November 25, 2004

facebook taboo

When you write something on a friends facebook wall and then the next day you meet them in the hallway, both of you knowing about the said wall post, resulting in an awkward I know you know kinda thing. Because nobody says oh hey I wrote on your wall!

facebook taboo:

1: Waddappp dude!

2: Yoooo buddyyyyy *oh shit he knows I wrote on his wall*

by iflgk November 3, 2009

stinky talbots

To have sex with a girl and before she wakes up in the morning you take a shit in her shoes.

"Hey dude, I gave that girl the stinky talbots last night!"

by Richard Hasherpes May 18, 2006

Eagle Talon

A sexual position involving a trampoline. The female gets on all fours, assuming a doggie-style position on the ground. The male then proceeds to jump on a trampoline nearby and, when he feels he has reached a sufficient height, he jumps off the tramp and inserts his erect penis into the female's awaiting asshole, much like an eagle swooping down to catch its prey. Few attempt the eagle talon, and even fewer succeed.

Ross - "Hey did you hear about Nick? I guess he fucked his girlfriend last night eagle talon style."
Mike - "Wow, Nick sure is fresh to death."

by Rudio March 23, 2008