by Johnny Cockrin May 14, 2007
An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.
Bobby W: I dare you.
Michael: *Walks away.
Bobby W: Twit.
Bobby W: I dare you.
Michael: *Walks away.
Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 11, 2008
Teenage Women In Their Thirties.
A woman who avoids serious relationships or parenthood so she can continue to party like a teenager.
A woman who avoids serious relationships or parenthood so she can continue to party like a teenager.
Female Co-worker: Ugh...I am so hung-over from last night, but the drinking and the clubbing were crazy fun.
Other Female Co-worker Who Has Kids: You're such a TWIT. Isn't it time to grow up and settle down with a husband?
Other Female Co-worker Who Has Kids: You're such a TWIT. Isn't it time to grow up and settle down with a husband?
by SmartyPantsGirl August 21, 2009
Teenage Women in their Thirties
Women who are aged in their 30s but behave like a teenager in their mannerism. Are silly goofy, don't really have any responsibilities, no children and are single. They are independent
Women who are aged in their 30s but behave like a teenager in their mannerism. Are silly goofy, don't really have any responsibilities, no children and are single. They are independent
by Clarmuk August 09, 2009
The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.
Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master April 21, 2011
A person who depends on the latest technology platforms and social networking trends in an self-destructive, time-consuming manner that is not unlike crack cocaine or heroin addiction.
A: That twit with the i-phone hasn't stopped twittering since we passed through Toledo.
B: All the life has gone out of his eyes. He's just an empty shell - a shadow of his old self.
A: So sad... He used to be interesting and fun. Now he's a dork. Let's kick him.
B: All the life has gone out of his eyes. He's just an empty shell - a shadow of his old self.
A: So sad... He used to be interesting and fun. Now he's a dork. Let's kick him.
by Ramblingvine September 17, 2009
An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.
Bobby W: I dare you.
Michael: *Walks away.
Bobby W: Twit.
Bobby W: I dare you.
Michael: *Walks away.
Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 13, 2008