tottie

good looking teenage girl
esp. one that is a tease or dressed to look older

look at that tottie, I bet she's lookin' for some action!

by greg2112 June 26, 2002

TOTM

Acronym for "Time of the Month" - aka PMT.

"I'm ill"
"What's wrong?"
"TOTM"
"Ouch!"

by fizzzzzz August 23, 2006

Totem Poles

Highest perscription of Xanax.

Long white 2 mg. pill

I'm stressed...give me some Totem Poles!!

by ktodad January 4, 2008

hot tottie

A good drink to have before bed when you're feeling sick. Made of lemon tea, honey, and 2 ounces of Bourbon.

Johnny felt like he was comming down with the clap so he had his mom make him a hot tottie to help him relax.

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

totem pole

a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.

What are you going to do tonight? I am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.

by dgag October 7, 2003

Totton

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.

Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....

by jdm8080 November 13, 2009

Totem Pole

A vernacular term for the 2mg bar shaped Xanax (alprazolam) tablets used and abused by teens & adults alike.

Yo, you need any footballs? No, but I'll take some Totem Poles if you got 'em.

or

That girl just ate 3 Totem Poles, she's not gonna remember shit tomorrow.

by snaker02 June 19, 2009