Toledo, IA

A very small, boring town in which everyone is either a bitch, a whore, or a country hick.

Person 1: Wow, she's pregnant in eighth grade?
Person 2: Yeah, she must live in Toledo, IA

by KayDee3192 September 11, 2011

Taosed

When you get toasted in Taos, NM

Similar to "Aprés-Ski" only at Ski Valley in Taos.

After a blue bird day at Ski Valley, you get taosed!
"I was taosed last night! What happened?"
I haven't been to Ski Valley since last year. Let's get taosed and do some laps.

by Rev. Doyle July 4, 2017

toledo turnpike

When you piss directly into a girl's asshole

Dude, just gave Becky the toledo turnpike last night.

by greypube October 30, 2017

Tose Proeski

Tose Proeski was a legendary Macedonian singer

Dude Tose Proeski is a god

by TošeProeskiFan April 27, 2021

toledoed

When you consume a ridiculous amount of alcohol and shots.

I hung out with Jason & Ricky and got so toledoed last night

by drunklanguage May 26, 2021

shit tossed

getting extremely intoxicated by means of consuming large amounts of alcohol and getting really rowdy

Hey BAM when we get done with this we have to get mad shit tossed.

by MRPW May 16, 2008

Cripple toed

Referring to one who is absolutely inebriated and incoherent

Man did you see Billy last night at the bar?? He was cripple toed!!!

by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016