Tootheses

Multiple tooth

More then one tooth= My baby got her second tootheses.

by Angry_Raider July 20, 2012

tootles

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.

Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles

by Margareet April 23, 2006

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

touchless

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.

'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)

by redditscanner July 31, 2013

torque my tootles

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

by Dean Clower August 25, 2006

tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 1, 2004

Cup-O-Tootles

The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.

After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.

by robomo January 10, 2011