tolloed

An awful saying used whenever you’re at a party, and you see an old school picture of Mathilde from the years when she went to middle school. Immediately thereafter, you are forced to down a drink.

1. “Damn, I got tolloed so hard yesterday..”
2. “Ohhhhh, you just got tolloed!!”

by oh long Johnson January 1, 2021

A Tolley

You are doing "A Tolley" when you either:
1. Do something extremely retarded
2. Say something that references an Anime that no-one has heard of nor cares about
3. Arrive back more than 2 Josh minutes later than the time you originally said
4. 10 Joshua minutes is 2 hours. A ratio of approximately 1:12

"You're back this late? Oh come on man this is the third time you've done a Tolley this week!

by ScruffLord July 23, 2016

Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

trollied

pissed as a fart, mashed, wrecked, tipsy, inebriated, very very drunk

Beating Germany Five:Nil was the excuse Jasper gave for getting so trollied he couldn't remember his name.

by Jasper Mane December 11, 2002

toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity

" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"

by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008

J.R.R. Tolkien

an artist and a genius. Known for the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Pretty much awesonme dude. Wish I could have met him before he died.

Guy: Who's that Tolkien guy?
Girl: You don't know? Let's go to my nerd lair and find out.

by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004

Tolkiendil

An enthusiast of the works of J.R.R. Tolkien. The word ending '-endil' from Tolkien's invented Quenya language roughly corresponds to the English '-phile'.

Stephen Colbert is a huge Tolkiendil

by HordeOfDoom June 25, 2013