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Bible thumper

An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.
As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"
by toolguru November 12, 2007
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Trumped

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cookie thumper

a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
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bible thumper

A mega-right wing Christian wacko. Belives their life must be based on the Bible. The same goes for our goverment, it will be based on the Bible. Usually a homophobic, pro-life, redneck idiot.

See George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, right-wing nutjob
Bible Thumper: WE MUST BAN GAY....... NO WE MUST KILL GAYS!!! OUTLAW ABORTION! WE WILL NOT COMMIT SIN!!! IF YOU DON'T LISTEN YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!!! AND IF YOUR A DEMOCRAT YOU STILL WILL!

Followers: Huzzah!
by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004
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Thumbed

Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained.
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
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Got Trumped

Got fired from work.
Referring to the popular reality tv series "The Apprentice". and Donald Trumps catch phrase "Your Fired!"
"Hi Honey how was your day?" "I got Trumped." "Oh No"
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Ya done trumped up

A replacement for the phrase "ya done goofed up", based off of the idiot who we now refer to as our "president"
(Common):

"I just dropped all of my mom's expensive old China"
"Ya done trumped up"

(A little less common):
"I just put a ban on refugees"
"Ya done trumped up"
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